I don’t think that “roll of inches” will ever get old in my life time. My dogs are looking at me like I’m crazy because I’m laughing so hard.
why am I laughing so hard omfg
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
I still wanna have sex on that table…
roses are red
violets are blue
has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug